The Life of Funky

At 12:33am on the 25th of December 1975, His Sublime Freakiness The Funky Love Bunny spontaneously emerged from the primordial ooze contained within the 'Sacred Vessel of Illumination' (often mistakenly referred to as a lava lamp). The FLB was lovingly raised by Sea Monkeys who taught almost everything that He would need to know in order to fulfil his destiny as His Sublime Freakiness.

In His 19th year of existence The FLB driven by curiosity & a desire to fulfil his destiny, left the Sacred Vessel of Illumination in search of what the wise & ancient Sea Monkey elders described as 'The Holy Dilly Bag of Knowledge'.

Surprisingly swift as if by magic The FLB was drawn to a corner of a material shop in a small town on the east coast of Australia. Where He was to find all the pieces of the Holy Dilly Bag of Knowledge.

Armed with the Holy Dilly Bag, The FLB went to sit under the 'Ancient Camphor Laurel Tree of Enlightenment'. It was there that The FLB realizing how less fun humans were than sea monkeys, decided to become a force for good & the 'Destroyer of all seriousness'.

For the next 4 years The FLB under the Tree of Enlightenment partook in focused meditation & a strict diet of veggie burgers & cask wine ('The sacred goon of happiness'). Day by day His group of followers grew larger & on the day of 'The Great Shebang', The FLB realized His destiny & created Funky Love Land.